It isn't what you think. This isn't going to be about the many ways to die or how people die, it isn't going to be a ton of obituaries (although we will post tributes when they make the news). It isn't about grief counseling or any sort like that.
This blog is by the Grim Reaper himself: Death. Bored with a life of only dealing in death, Death's new course of action--while maintaining his job of leading you to the Other Side--is now to find his own happiness in a world of tears.
He has taken to the road and done a few stand-up gigs trying to turn tragedy into comedy. He has been searching for a girlfriend. He wants to have a pet.
And this is his story, his blog, and he invites you to travel down this journey with him as he tries to make his life better, and hopefully inspire you to make your own life better. As he says, "Life is short - I should know. Make the best of the time you have!"
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This blog is by the Grim Reaper himself: Death. Bored with a life of only dealing in death, Death's new course of action--while maintaining his job of leading you to the Other Side--is now to find his own happiness in a world of tears.
He has taken to the road and done a few stand-up gigs trying to turn tragedy into comedy. He has been searching for a girlfriend. He wants to have a pet.
And this is his story, his blog, and he invites you to travel down this journey with him as he tries to make his life better, and hopefully inspire you to make your own life better. As he says, "Life is short - I should know. Make the best of the time you have!"
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| Death, onstage, at a show in Buffalo, NY. His jokes really killed the audience. |
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